overheard

Grae: "Do I look like a pastor?"

Me: "No."

Grae: "Well then do I look like a ninja?"

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Grae: "Do I look fat?"

Ava: "No."

Grae: "But I want to look fat-tastic."

Ava: "Uh, I think you mean fantastic."

Grae: "Oh, yeah."