When your item doesn't sell on eBay, they send a helpful little email telling you. Like you didn't know and didn't refresh your auction page every second.
The helpful email says: eBay Item Not Sold, blah, blah, blah.
It should say: eBay Item Not Sold You Loser. Who are you kidding? You thought someone would want that? Ha, Ha, Ha. You can relist it and give us even more of your money thereby draining your bank account and wrecking your day.
Okay - off to get my kids ready for a walk. At least they like me. ;)
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